Salutations, agents, Jedi masters and everybody. Mr. Zhdgzj LIVES AGAIN! Just Kidding Rowling, I've always been alive. So how's everyone doing?
Well, once again, here comes the long-awaited 4th part of my China holiday entries. 'Exciting or not?' Your call.
Todd_Jr is another host for my soul. So here I am being a horseman rhinoman doing drive-by shootings.
I can shoot arrows without a bow underwater! Wow! Well, it is this world that made this possible and mandatory.
Along my endless journey, I met a young venomancer lady, Kittino, who coincidentally is the host for Lord_Edward. She deployed her Jaden Qingfu, then we sat down and began our veterinarian work.
After hours of adventuring until sunset, I returned to my YoungKenobi host. I met a wise old boatman who promised that he will bring me along with him in his sailing journey in major rivers and oceans across China.
WARRGH!! *Hulk smash, hulk smash!* Lord_Edward, me and a White King Kong.
Well, that's all I have for now (actually I still have many pictures to be posted). If, at any point, you find this post boring, I apologize. I will serve you all better, princes and princesses, but next time baby... next time.
A quote revealed 2 years ago: "My job is to serve you and make you happy."
-Mr. Zhdgzj, Qingfu Managerial Department, Signing off.
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Greetings to all again. This is Mr. Zhdgzj in a different base of operations. Here, I present to you all part 2 of footages on my holiday in China.
At this point of time, I was still inside a dungeon that we, a bunch of friends, found. Because there were creatures lurking around which are rather dangerous, we had to constantly find safe spots. In the process I came across this scary-looking floor decoration. I thought it was real magma but strangely, ho heat was felt, so I confidently lied down on it. Dosen't feel like anything.
After getting out of that dungeon, I went exploring on my own. Not long later, I found this village with bamboo living quarters. Without giving a damn about the people around me, I sat on the campfire and meditate. But I swear I saw a wise-looking old man with long hair and beard... could he be the elder?
Since nobody actually gave any pieces of shit in the bamboo empire, I set off to some bigger city. This city is not just big, it is EPIC! So after a bit of leaping here and there, I found this huge metal pot, I sat on it and meditated.
This city is crowded as hell too. 24/7. Can you spot me?
I couldn't stand the crowd so I left the city wandering aimlessly. After abit of exploring, I came by a desert landscape, it is hilly, quiet and of course hot. So I buried myself in this pile of sand. lol. Don't worry about things like me being able to breathe like this or not, well, I can because I know what I am doing. So yeah, don't worry.
Do check my bases of operations often for more updates on Perfect (madness) World news. Better and funnier things are bound to surface, so be a happy man. Always.
Mr. Zhdgzj, signing off.
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